haha Timmy’s fake bio about me.

My friend Timmy wrote and posted a fake bio about me in an attempt to encourage me to write my About Me section on my website.

I still have yet to write an about me page but I thought I should post timmys fake.

 

Hello, I am Billy Newman and this is my website

 Here is a little about myself:

I was born in a little town called Haplin, Michigan. I have lived in Canada most of my life, hence why I love Hockey so much. My favorite food would have to be anything that I have a coupon for at the time. 

I am majoring in communications here at Oregon State, that way I can graduate with a degree that means nothing. I have a deep hate for administration and authority and anyone who tells me what to do. I also hate terrible service at restaurants. 

I enjoy taking pictures on nice days and tweeting about it. Nothing gives me more enjoyment then telling everyone what I am doing during a certain part for the day.  

I am still looking for that right girl. I don’t want to be “that guy” that just makes out with random girls, but my tone quickly changes after a few apple martinis and a trip to the local bar. 

Thanks for visiting my page and tell your friends!

 

-Billy Newman

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